Alright, buckle up for a barrage of chuckles! Here’s a whirlwind of 100 knock-knock jokes to brighten your day:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes how I talk after a big meal!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I’m late!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream for ice cream!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you soooo much!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cookies?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help with this!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says “moo”!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, just the doctor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be friends!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking all day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peach. Peach who? Peach you a good one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go “beep beep”!
Out of the first 25 knock knock jokes which was you favourite?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma gonna knock again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two lips. Two lips who? Tulips are my favorite flower!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue me for knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to hide?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can open this door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to get in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bea. Bea who? Bea quiet, I’m trying to think!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Louie. Louie who? Louie the door, I can’t see!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie more minutes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you see I’m busy?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for another joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Allie. Allie who? Allie need is love!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Uriah really funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoe. Zoe who? Zoe you think that’s funny?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chip. Chip who? Chip, chip, hooray!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn you think it’s getting late?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh are you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barry. Barry who? Barry me carefully!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rose. Rose who? Rose are red, violets are blue…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam thing wrong?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what’s going on!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, ask again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? who? No, it’s just a hoot!
All of these knock ! its like standing next to a woodpecker. I hope you are enjoying the list so far 🙂
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don. Don who? Don open the door, it’s a monster! (Just kidding!)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out behind you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paige. Paige who? Paige down that book, it’s time to play!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Neil. Neil who? Neil down and pray for more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for answering!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus what? Another knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cliff. Cliff who? Cliff I fall, will you catch me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barb. Barb who? Barb wire stuck on the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clay. Clay who? Clay it cool, man!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gail. Gail who? Gail force winds are blowing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glen. Glen who? Glen all the way to the bank!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Joy. Joy who? Joy to the world!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lynn. Lynn who? Lynn on me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark my words, these are funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paul. Paul who? Paul-ing your leg!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phil. Phil who? Phil the bathtub, it’s bath time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rick. Rick who? Rick before you leap!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, I’m going to sneeze!
We are almost at the the end of this knock, knock nightmare. You will be dreaming about someone at the door tonight
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tim. Tim who? Tim to open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vic. Vic who? Vic-tory is mine!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zack. Zack who? Zackly what I wanted to hear!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mop. Mop who? Mop the floor, it’s dirty!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil me in for some more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soap. Soap who? Soap-erstar!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tooth. Tooth who? Tooth hurty, go to the dentist!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wrench. Wrench who? Wrench your hands before you eat!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yam. Yam who? Yam what I am!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoo. Zoo who? Are you sure it’s not “you”?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aches. Aches who? Gesundheit!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyes. Eyes who? Eyes love knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me later!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard up the courage to tell another one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle the door, it’s hard to open!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce turn the page!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon me crazy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toast. Toast who? Toast is the best part of breakfast!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jam. Jam who? Jam-packed with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie in the sky!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cake. Cake who? Cake me to your party!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cookie monster is at the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brownie. Brownie who? Brownie points for telling good jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin compares to a good laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to smile!
So there you have it , 100 knock knock jokes for you to try out on your friends and family